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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re a literal freaking goddess so how dare you. Second, I have a weird “Would You Rather” question for you! Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry and be rolled around (like Violet from WW) OR have your whole body inflated into a big round balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge in HP) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF/pic to your answer :)

Well, THANK YOU wow. And definitely Violent Beauregarde, I relate to that competitive overeater on a fundamental level.